5 Reasons Cubs’ Big Z Would Make a Good Psychologist

Carlos Zambrano looks skyward following his home runIt’s no secret Carlos Zambrano is an excitable guy. Anyone who’s followed Chicago Cubs baseball over the past seven seasons knows the staff ace is as likely to pout over a base on balls as he is to square with a teammate in a dugout brawl.

Zambrano’s emotional antics have run the gamut from comical to disconcerting. But what many of didn’t know prior to Saturday’s 4-1 loss to Houston is that the illogically logical Zambrano has a career in psychology once he hangs up his cleats.

Here’s five reasons why Carlos Zambrano will make a great psychologist:

  1. He would have more emotional issues than most of his patients: Anyone who’s ever spent time on the couch or has known someone in the mental health field knows that after one session of listening to their problems, any baggage you brought in seems insignificant. By his admission, Zambrano concedes he may be lacking in the self control department. “I wasn’t controlling myself. That’s the most important thing,” he said. “You can be mad at yourself, you can be mad at the batter, but you have to stay in control.”
  2. Zambrano understands the human mind as much as psychologists do: Which is to say, not so much. But in Zambrano’s world and the minds of most psychologists even the absurd can seem logical. For example, ponder this gem from Zambrano explaining his emotional outbursts. ”I think I’m a smart guy,” he said. ”A few times I’m out of my game, but I don’t show it. But sometimes I show that I’m out of my game just to make them think I’m out of my game, but I’m not.”
  3. He’s not afraid of confrontation. Whether it’s facing off against A.J. Pierzynski or an entire Wrigley Field crowd, Zambrano isn’t afraid of facing his challengers - or accusers - or whatever demons he happens to hear on that particular day. Which anyone who’s ever failed in a 12-step program knows - if you can’t admit you have a problem, blame it on somebody else.
  4. He has an aggressive methodology. Or as some might call it, the “Tough Love” approach. One day after pummeling teammate Michael Barrett, Zambrano apologized and called his catcher “brother.” Whatever the methodology Zambrano used, it worked. The relationship was healed when Barrett was peddled to San Diego shortly thereafter.
  5. He’s a Chicago Cub. I believe anyone player who spends any length of time in a Chicago Cubs uniform eventually turns towards a psychologist or becomes one. In Zambrano’s case, and for the reasons stated above, a career in the mental health field awaits.

Sizzle Missing from Chicago Cubs’ Bats

Chicago Cubs baseball began the “second half” of its 2008 season the same way it started and ended its first half - by losing.

In dropping a 2-1 decision to Houston, the Cubs - with the exception of pitcher Ted Lilly - looked like they rather would have been anywhere else but in the Astros’ crappy little ballpark. Who can blame them?

Chicago Cub Jim Edmonds circles the bases It’s a sad reminder of what happens when you cross a ballpark originally named after a corrupt corporation with one of the worst stadiums in the history of major league baseball. It’s a place built on bad vibes and as hollow as the Chicago Cubs’ bats were Friday night.

While it would be much more fun to bag on Houston’s Minute Maid Park, the truth is the Cubs acted like they were still on All-Star break or summer vacation. Dating back to last Sunday’s 4-2 loss to San Francisco, Chicago has totaled just three runs in its last two games .

”Look, we scored two prior to the break, we score one today,” Cubs manager Lou Piniella said. ”I don’t know if it’s a combination of too much rest or too little.”

Or it could be neither. Baseball is a game of ebb and flow - it giveth and it taketh away.

Right now the pop in the Chicago bats has stopped, the sizzle replaced by a fizzle. It’s not the first time this season the Cubs offense has gone into hibernation. With the exception of the steady Ryan Theriot, the remainder of the Cub batters are a streaky bunch - first baseman Derrek Lee included.

Anyone remember Geovany Soto’s string of eight straight strikeouts - against the Washington Nationals, no less? Or more recently, how about Aramis Ramirez? After nearly single-handedly wrecking the Chicago White Sox pitching staff one week, seven days later Ramirez looked like he had never swung a bat before.

It’s the nature of the game, and a lot like life. Ask the Tampa Bay Devil Rays. Baseball’s newest darlings were the toast of the sport - till they dropped seven in a row. Suddenly, they’re a normal team again, battling baseball’s ebb and flow.

The Cubs will hit again. And again and again.

The bigger question is will they be a hit at the end of the season or will it be another swing and a miss in Chicago Cubs history.

To Soar or Slide; Cubs Fate Awaits

This is what Chicago Cubs baseball fans have been waiting for.

No, not the second half of the season. But a reason to believe.

Chicago Cub Reed Johnson gets a hug from manager Lou PiniellaHope has always marched along side of the Chicago Cub faithful. From the first pitch of spring, through the Wrigley Field gates and with the exit of each season, Cubdom has rallied around its team - even when the gesture hasn’t been returned in kind.

The rest of this season isn’t about hope, though. That’s the stuff of Chicago Cub teams past (”I think we can. I think we can.”)

Thinking and knowing is the difference between hoping and believing. Both have their roots in faith, but that’s where the similarity ends.

The Chicago Cubs enter their remaining 69 games tied with the Los Angeles Angels for the best record in the major leagues. It’s the first time in the club’s history that its held that distinction.

No small feat considering the Cubs have played the better part of six weeks without its best hitting outfielder (Alfonso Soriano), went another two-week stretch without the ace of its pitching staff (Carlos Zambrano) and have spent the better part of the first half finding an adequate fifth starter (Rich Hill, Sean Gallagher and Sean Marshall).

All the more reason to find a reason to believe.

“We’re confident, but we’re not arrogant,” second baseman Mark DeRosa said. “Just a bunch of guys having fun.”

And it’s going to take both if the Cubs are to hold off Central Division challengers St. Louis and Milwaukee. While some baseball pundits continue to expect a second-half Cardinal collapse, the Cubs could only be so lucky. St. Louis has the bats to keep the team in contention even with a group of throwaway arms that has taken over-achieving to a new level.

Milwaukee, meanwhile, set the tone for the second half when it acquired C.C. Sabathia last week. As the trade indicates the Brewers are hungry.
But if 99 years without a World Series title doesn’t make a team hungry nothing will.

‘You hope in the end you’re on top,” Piniella said. ”We’ve been rewarded with a first-place finish at the first half, but then it starts again [Friday] in Houston and then Arizona. We have a tough time coming, and teams will enjoy trying to slow us down. We’ll see.”

Yes, time will tell. But there’s no better reason than to believe than what the Cubs have given us thus far.

Cubs’ Rich Hard On Giants

Enjoy the two series with the crosstown White Sox. Relish last weekend’s wins over Central Division rival St. Louis.

Rich Harden makes his Chicago Cubs debutBut savor yesterday’s 8-7 victory of the San Francisco Giants. Let it swirl in Cubdom’s collective consciousness. Breathe in the sweet aroma of success. No matter how harrowing it turned out to be.

For the 11-inning thriller that never should have been, was the Chicago Cubs most important win of the season.

Thus far.

Likely, there’ll be many more to come as the season progresses. Neither division rivals St. Louis or Milwaukee are expected to fade.

Nor should Cub Nation expect it any other way. It would simply be out of character. If there’s one certainty about Chicago Cub baseball, it’s that nothing comes easy.

Don’t the Cubs know it. And if the team needed a reminder, yesterday’s game was it.

Newly acquired Rich Harden made his Chicago Cubs debut and for 5 1/3-innings did anything but disappoint. With a wicked change-up to complement fastballs in the upper 90s, Harden silenced the Giants bats - deafeningly. It was 96 pitches of pure joy.

Harden left to a standing ovation from the Wrigley Field crowd and a 7-0 lead. My how things can change in a short 3 2/3 innings.

From certain victory to near devastating defeat, the Cubs squandered Harden’s apparent victory before earning the win in the 11th. No thanks to the latest bullpen mystery man, Carlos Marmol, who for the last month has been anything but Marmol-ous.

“It’s a shame. Harden pitched really, really well, but the game got away from us a little bit in the eighth and ninth,” Cubs manager Lou Piniella said. “It’s a win, what can I say?”

Yes, it was a win, Lou. More importantly, it typified what these 2008 Cubs are all about. These aren’t your daddy’s Chicago Cubs.

This club is demonstrating something I never thought I’d see in my lifetime as a Cub fan: the heart of a champion. How many in the past would have yesterday’s game slipped away for good and the season with it?

Folding up the tent had become a regular regimen when it came to Chicago Cubs baseball. Not any more.

Coming back is one thing. To come back after blowing a lead is another.

It represents a will, a relentless desire to succeed. This is a special baseball team.

As Cub fans, how fortunate we are to be part of it.

Cubs Get Rich

So much for suspense. Anyone wondering whether Chicago Cubs baseball would land a top-notch player before the July 31st trade deadline can take a breath.

Make that a deep breath.

Rich Harden joins the Chicago Cubs Late Tuesday afternoon, the Cubs added a coveted piece to their run at the post-season when they obtained right-handed pitcher Rich Harden as part of a six-player deal with the Oakland Athletics.

It was deal that reportedly had been in the making for the past five or six weeks and comes one day after Central Division rival Milwaukee landed former Cy Young award winner C.C. Sabathia to its roster.

Take that Brewers.

Not only did Cubs General Manager Jim Hendry meet Milwaukee’s call, but he raised the stakes with the acquisition of Harden. To think just a day ago, Hendry played the GM role poker-faced .

”Nothing’s changed,” Hendry said Monday, regarding the Sabathia trade. ”We’re not going to change what we attempt to do based on CC going to the Brewers. It’s been pretty apparent for a while that [Milwaukee] was one of the clubs he could go to.”

By nabbing Harden, the Chicago Cubs get a young, staff ace who’s probably yet to reach his potential. On the downside, the Cubs get a young, staff ace who hasn’t had time to develop his potential, having spent much of the last three seasons on the disabled list for a variety of reasons.

Not counting the 2008 season, Harden has pitched a total of 200 innings from 2005 through 2007. His ailments include everything from a strained oblique (2005) to elbow (2006) and shoulder problems (2007).

On the plus side, when Harden’s healthy he’s very, very good. He has a lifetime record of 36-19 with a 3.42 ERA and a 3:1 strikeout to walk ratio.

“This gives up another weapon,” Chicago Cubs manager Lou Piniella said. “He’ll fit in here really nice. Let’s keep him healthy and pitching and go from there.”

If nothing else the trade shows Cubdom management is serious about its goals. Besides a World Series title, isn’t that what fans wanted all along?

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